lovelacemylovelylesbianspacewife:

The Mcelroys are like the secret illuminati of culture. Like them shits have a reference in Hamilton, their writing for Marvel and have originated a lot of slang and jokes. Whether or not you realize you have likely come into contact with the Mcelroys. Their everywhere (anddefinatelynotrunningapyramidscheme)

brbjellyfishing:

surprisebitch:

flaccidtrip:

referencereference:

Oh, damn! It’s nothing. It’s stupid!

this sound like a bjork song

maybe bjork snapped

When is her world tour!!!!

reblog if this applies to you

florabud:

uuuuuuugggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

channmander:

protectcombeferre:

1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING

@serendipidaydream @digmon

rubykgrant:

lana-del-raesthetic:

sweetwhitemage:

anime:

anime:

why do anime girls from the 80s and 90s look so much better than anime girls today

okay but seriously when did this

become hotter than this

Pedophiles

you’re fuckin right

I mean… yeah, kinda

(this isn’t a slam on the style, because I don’t hate the softer features or anything, it is just sort of “hmmm” to look at one picture, where the kid character obviously looks like a kid, and the same character having the body of a teen/young woman but with a very child-like face. that isn’t to say teens or even adults can’t have baby-faces, because obviously real life people do and there isn’t something wrong with it… again, just makes me go “hmmm”)

elizabeths-banks:

me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

mochachild:

mochachild:

mochachild:

mochachild:

mochachild:

for every note this post gets i will kiss my girlfriend

every reblog will be me reminding her about how much i love her

my girlfriend’s reaction to 4 notes

please lets keep this going

YOU CANT STOP ME

she’s going to hate me

venuselectrificata:

venuselectrificata:

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

oforlikelalune-deactivated:

doujinshi:

anue:

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.

aedienmornive:

sainatsukino:

usagiskywalker:

nursephantump:

lsdzeppelin:

I noticed the other day that girls usually adapt to their bfs hobbies like if they enjoy idk surfing the girls will start learning facts about it and buying cute things related to it for them and being so proud of their bf like they’re a star even if they aren’t that great at surfing just out of pure love and joy ….. But men never fucking adapt to their gf’s interests like they can’t possibly care less about makeup for example or they’ll just complain about them taking too long to get ready instead of sharing the passion for it and watching them create something beautiful and being interested in why is it that it makes her feel better to do her makeup. Men are so used to not trying at all fuck that tbh!!!!

yall are just dating the wrong fucking people lmao

Seriously, you ARE dating the wrong people. I work in a makeup store and the sheer amount of guys that are fully engaged in what their girlfriends/wives are doing with makeup surprised me. Yes there’s a lot of guys who scoff and roll their eyes about being in the PRESENCE of makeup, but there’s sooooo many that are consistently engaged, looking at colours wanting to help (even when they’re visibly confused and you can see they want to help but don’t know how). My boyfriend even knows more than I thought just from listening to me talk.

Find better quality guys that take interest in your interests and stop settling for assholes.

the person you’re dating should be your best friend. Not as in, date your best friend, but as in if your partner doesn’t engage with you at the same level as a best friend (or even just a friend), there is something wrong. It’s not long term material.

Couples that act like men and women are ‘opposite’ sides in the relationship game are such a weird concept for me. ‘Oh, we’re married, my wife is basically an obstacle to me getting a nice night out with my friends haha’ or ‘oh my boyfriend doesn’t do any of the housework ahahaha boys am I right?“

like, ?????? you,re not supposed to be on opposite sides, both pulling to get what you want. You’re supposed to be a TEAM. that’s, like, the whole point of a relationship.

Like, not only does my boyfriend know and care about my interests, even the ones I rant about that know bore him a little (and vice versa - I now know a lot about Eve Online and he knows more than he has probably ever wanted to know about star wars fanfiction), he also knows about my day to day stuff. Like, I’ll ask him to do the laundry and he’ll answer “okay but where’s the little net bag you put your bras in so they don’t get stretched in the washer?” because he fucking LISTENED when I bought it and told him what it was for.

like I said. You’re a team, conquering adult life together. That goes for everything, from getting excited and calling him over when I spot a simulator game on sale at the store (even though wtf simulator games I will never get the point of them) to figuring out the most efficient way to keep the living room clean.

*high fives my boyfriend, cartwheels out of the house*

It’s sad because I’ve seen what OP is talking about with my mom, my sister, and my friends. I don’t think people need to love all of one another’s hobbies, but they should make and effort to take an interest. I know that. It all guys are like this, kudos to those of you who really participate in your relationships.

wingedhealernerd:

aphrodite loves trans women pass it on

frankiewolf-aint-no-idjit-idjit:

muirin007:

We think history is so far removed from us, but sometimes I’m reminded how very close we are to each other on the timeline.

My paternal grandfather was born in 1906 (I have older parents). He and my grandmother came through Ellis Island.

My vocal coach’s grandparents survived the 1906 San Fransisco earthquake and fire. 

My great-grandfather lived to the age of 106. He often spoke of how strongly he remembered his nursemaid’s taffeta skirts rustling as she walked when he was a child. He was born in the 1870s. My grandmother recorded him on video in the 1980s talking about those Victorian bustle skirts he grew up with.

On my mother’s side, we tracked down a marriage record for her 17th-century English ancestors, their signatures still crystal-clear and confident on the yellowed parchment. The church where they were married still stands in London.

Samuel J. Seymour was born in 1860 and at age five, he witnessed the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Almost 100 years later, at age 96, he went on live television and recounted his firsthand account of the death of the president. You can watch the interview here.

The last survivor of the sinking of the Titanic, Millvina Dean, died in 2009. 

The oldest person ever, Jeanne Calment, lived to age 122. She died in 1997 after recording a pop album, the same year The Spice Girls were topping the charts; but she remembered that as a child, Vincent Van Gogh once visited her father’s paint shop. 

It’s easy to think of history as abstract, black and white, theoretical. But do some digging–you’ll probably find that it’s within arm’s reach.

Dude i got through all these but that last one fuck me up

helpmedudes:

daily-showerthoughts:

- In 20 years, filmmakers will be making period pieces set in the early 2000s with over-exaggerated aspects of that era, such as frosted tips, striped polos, shark teeth necklaces and blasting Sum 41 all the time

Are you implying that the 2000’s era wasn’t aggressively doing all of these things

prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”