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captainshroom:

shut up and eat your burger sam

captainshroom:

shut up and eat your burger sam

1 week ago on September 7th, 2014 | J | 14,895 notes
2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 2,452 notes
badsciencejokes:

As a scientist I can tell you this photo is 100% accurate. Photo cred: texashumor

badsciencejokes:

As a scientist I can tell you this photo is 100% accurate. Photo cred: texashumor

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 99 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 193,832 notes

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 174,860 notes
2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 53,577 notes

wildwesjames:

Today is September 4th 2014. It has now been 8 years since the death of one of my greatest heroes.Steven Robert Irwin. In that time, and unlike what my comforting mother, and friends assured me, it has not become easier. In the years since his passing I have watched as animal media feed into the hands of the uneducated, sensationalist, and often even cruel TV show hosts only content in showcasing the brutality, and deadly aspects of wildlife. I have seen no one step up to the plate, no one fill that void he left in the world. Consider this an open letter, to all those as tragically in love with the natural world as I. Get out there, be loud, show your self and your love to the world, educate, experience, and just and just freaking live. We are but one species on what may be the most biodiverse planet in the universe. So get up, and make some damn noise, lose the fear, and show them what you love.

       "Because people want to save, the things that they love."

             We all miss you mate. 

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 49,125 notes

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 334,940 notes
awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 61,907 notes

Our mission was to protect what God created.  I don’t know when we forgot that.

spn ladies meme: 5/9 non-humans: Naomi

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 345 notes

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 37,351 notes

awkward-lee:

My Canadian Adventures (x)

on a serious note though… this is important. it doesn’t matter if you are talking to your idol or your best friend. their sex life is none of your business. if they are comfortable with sharing that information with you that’s their choice… not yours. 

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 20,643 notes

iwatchforsasha:

Over the weekend you may have heard of or seen - nude photos of celebrities were stolen off of their phones and posted online. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, but probably the most disconcerting part of this for me is that some people are blaming the celebrities for having the nude photos on their phones in the first place.

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 205,591 notes

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 75,299 notes

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 399,909 notes