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1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 352 notes

Castiel Graphics Challenge | sweetonclarence vs. thickney ↪ Prompt: Warrior

Castiel Graphics Challenge | sweetonclarence vs. thickney ↪ Prompt: Warrior

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 879 notes

spookyegberts:

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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*runs over fingers* ffu fuKFUCK ABORT MISSIOn  A BOR T FUCLKGJI N mISSION GODDAMMIT

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 248,161 notes

they were inseparable (x) (x)

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Wizarding Logic

Sirius: Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
Hagrid: No, Dumbledore says you can't.
Sirius: But, legally, I-
Hagrid: No.
Aurors: Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
Sirius: But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
Aurors: No.
Sirius: Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
Aurors: Dumbledore says you did it.
Sirius: But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
Aurors: You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.
1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 24,108 notes
Nephew: Star Wars was in Captain America's list of things to see right? Is he going to watch all six? He's going to find out that Nick Fury is a Jedi.
1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 9,820 notes

divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 30,727 notes

I just realized that in Philosopher’s Stone, Quirrell doesn’t call Voldemort “Dark Lord” like other Death Eaters

voldemortoutbitches:

He straight up refers to him as Lord Voldemort.

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YOU CAN CALL ME VOLDEMORT. WE’RE THERE. WE’VE REACHED THAT POINT.

QUIRRELMORT: IT’S CANON

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1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 14,669 notes

(2+3/) Disney quotes that I didn’t understand as a child

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 10,060 notes

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

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413px:

plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

what the fuck

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bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 508,244 notes
farfarawaysite:

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1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 223 notes

4.22, Lucifer Rising

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