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nadiezda:

James Moriarty and Sebastian Moran and their Patronus.

nadiezda:

James Moriarty and Sebastian Moran and their Patronus.

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,147 notes

mishas-assbutts:

[x]

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 9,851 notes
Destiel shippers: What do you mean Destiel isn't canon?
Destiel shippers: Remember when *tiny insignificant moment* happened?!
Destiel shippers: And then 4 seasons later, when *names another tiny insignificant moment* happened?!
Destiel shippers: Are you blind?!
1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 95 notes

the-art-student-in-221c:

starksego:

theunlikelysuperhero:

the-life-of-a-geek94:

admit it…this is how we all would act if we meet Robert Downey Jr. 

We are all Gary

daily bringing out my internal gary

Long live Gary
And also Becky for you supernatural fans

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 62,880 notes
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thenintendard:

Nintendo Comic Peach > Any other Peach.

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 52,136 notes

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 408,214 notes

arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 19,655 notes
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dawnie-dragon:

asbehsam:

divergenttributefromdisneyworld:

(x)

These two will kill me with feels. THESE DORKS WILL HAVE ME KILLED.

"So, Peg leg!"

i laughed too much

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"none of the cabs would take me."

"none of the cabs would take me."

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 16,826 notes
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itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.
1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 108,817 notes

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 581,826 notes